Born early in the morning and quickly price regulated by the State at .80 euro.
Incubated in his tourist's womb for several hours until the appropriate time.
when he will protect his tourist's honor. 
after which he'll be heralded for his bravery by traveling to many great Parisian landmarks
before experiencing a very cruel death, full of cheese, honey, and wine.The City of Lights
obligatory.
The Sights
Airplane.
auditioning.
So romantic.
Airplane.
auditioning.
So romantic.
we thought it would be safe to cross this roundabout to get to the arc.
we spent two hours watching this kid, his grandfather, and his sailboat. pedophiles.
Welcome to my Home
"hey guys. feel free to enter through my massive gold door, but the bbq is around back."
the view from my room.
they are erecting a statue in my honor. i have to choose a pose: 1) Bobby Jones
or 2) the Thinker.
the scarf makes me feel more like a cultured art enthusiast.
A Christmas Story, anyone?
Van Gogh.
Two cities, two peeing boys. What is this European obsession?
The Mona Lisa: because she's worth her own heading
The crowd
The anticipation is building.
and building.
i couldn't handle it.
FINALLY!The Eiffel Tower
best snack ever.
Food
French Onion Soup: The only truly Parisian food
French Cookies!
Cheese!
Croques Madam(n)!
Macaroons: most delicious cookie ever!
Nutella and Banana CrepeParis: The Fashion Capital
Oh we're climbing the Eiffel Tower today? Darling, let me change into my stilettos.
this is style.
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