Sunday, May 29, 2011

BBC Reports Train Failure (and I experience British Traveling Hell)

I feel like Brett Favre signing off and then posting again, but yesterday's trip down to London was such an experience, I couldn't help but vent on here.

I was lucky enough to have my friend Surabhi take me to the train station. I had two very heavy suitcases, an even heavier duffel bag, and a mammoth back pack. As we sat at Leuchars (20 minutes early), it started to feel a little like being on platform 9 3/4. All the St. Andrews students with their massive suitcases waiting with friends for the train to take them back to the muggle world. Of course, I kept searching for an owl but never found one.

Inside the train was a continuation of what I imagine the Hogwarts Express would be like. Bags piled on top of bags, on top of crates of stuff. The seats were packed and I had no where to put my stuff. Luckily I had a ticket and a reserved seat, but it was naturally taken by some guy. I kicked him out of the seat, but felt sort of d-baggy about it, because then I just heaved my duffel and backpack on it so I didn't have to hold it until Edinburgh. So commenced my 6 hour train ride to London.

At Edinburgh Waverly, quite a few people got off; enough so that I could put my bags away in a proper bag area. I sat down and enjoyed a few hours of peaceful reading...or so I thought.

Two hours later, the train stops. I look around at the grassy fields surrounding me and realize this is definitely not the York train station. So the train "guide" comes on the speaker with some muffled speech that I can't really understand (partly because of the screaming baby in front of me and partly because of that damn scottish accent). Anyways, I get a translation from the girl next to me: the train will be terminated at York.

"Oh is that close to London?" I ask innocently. She just laughs. Apparently I now have to lug three suitcases around a train station to catch another train from York to some rando town, to get another train to Sheffield, to get a final train to London. That would be three changes...times nearly 200lbs of luggage equals way more than I bargained for.

And remember that Hogwarts express, well the next train turns into one of those cross country Indian trains with the people on top. We basically smushed the passengers from two full trains into one. Thankfully, I met a woman along the way: a fellow American from the Philly area. All I'm gonna say is this woman talked me down from the ledge of a few major break downs. When we transferred, she invited me to the first class cabin where she had a ticket; paid for my "upgrade fee" when the ticket taker came around, and bought me a bottle of wine for the trip. I guess there is always a silver lining to the most hellish situations.

But then today my NEW camera died. Not really a big deal. I only paid 30 euro for it, but still. Its three weeks old.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

The Secret Life of Baguettes and other stories of Parisian Life

The Secret Life of Baguettes
Born early in the morning and quickly price regulated by the State at .80 euro.


Incubated in his tourist's womb for several hours until the appropriate time.

when he will protect his tourist's honor.

after which he'll be heralded for his bravery by traveling to many great Parisian landmarks


before experiencing a very cruel death, full of cheese, honey, and wine.


The City of Lights

obligatory.



The Sights
Airplane.

auditioning.

So romantic.

we thought it would be safe to cross this roundabout to get to the arc.

we spent two hours watching this kid, his grandfather, and his sailboat. pedophiles.

Welcome to my Home
"hey guys. feel free to enter through my massive gold door, but the bbq is around back."

the view from my room.

they are erecting a statue in my honor. i have to choose a pose: 1) Bobby Jones

or 2) the Thinker.

Art

the scarf makes me feel more like a cultured art enthusiast.



A Christmas Story, anyone?


Van Gogh.


Two cities, two peeing boys. What is this European obsession?

The Mona Lisa: because she's worth her own heading

The crowd

The anticipation is building.

and building.

i couldn't handle it.

FINALLY!


The Eiffel Tower


best snack ever.


Food
French Onion Soup: The only truly Parisian food

French Cookies!


Cheese!


Croques Madam(n)!


Macaroons: most delicious cookie ever!

Nutella and Banana Crepe

Paris: The Fashion Capital

Oh we're climbing the Eiffel Tower today? Darling, let me change into my stilettos.


this is style.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Photo Overload: Brussels, Belgium

Who

Courtney, yours truly, and our host, Aurelia.

The Sights
Potentially a castle, but maybe a museum. We're still not sure.

Alien landing in Brussels.

Look, I tried. Okay.

Why do I have so many pictures of this? Because there is NOTHING to take pictures of in Brussels!

SPRING!


The Wee Baby that Wee-ed.

The original baby: Its like 9 inches...the statue...not...you know.

Patriotic Baby: From a menu... really enticing.

Cheers Baby: "Belgium, where everybody knows his name"

French Fry Baby: Great for late nights when you're pissed (did you see what I did there?)


His penis was distracting tourists from the Mannequin Pis, so they took care of that.


Getting cozy.

Getting Fat
Apparently, the Belgians developed a "double fried" method for making French Fries

Cheesy and delicious.

This guy makes Ronald McDonald look normal.


When in Belgium, eat a waffle...

or two

"No Courtney, I wont eat any more Belgian waffles!"